Big Brother Africa 3: The divas of our lives

HAVE to slink onto this page with my tail between my legs today peeps.

I’ve been accused of leading the nation astray and have been hauled over the coals by the powers-that-be. S’true.Seriously.For shizzle.In the face of being sent off for mind rehabilitation, or being sam zapped, I have to apologise for using Deeva in the headline for Natasha’s interview with Mimi yesterday! I should have used Diva or ‘Deeva’ [the detail’s in the single quotes].Forgot myself.’Deeva’, of course, is common coinage in this year’s Big Brother bitchionary: it’s an affectionate name for just-evicted Ghanaian housemate Mimi, and a tribute to her distinctive accent.And of course laMimzo is a cut above your average diva and a special term had to be coined just for her! Before I slink out, a guide to just a few of the other pet names related to this year’s housemates: * DCQO – Da Quiet Horny One, aka Hazel.* DCHO – Da Crying Horny One, aka Tawana.* Ta-wanna-sum-sex – Tawana.* Borris – Boring + Morris.* Borrine – Morris in a sarong.* Stalker – Munya, stemming from his total onslaught on Lucille.* Pathetic – Munya, from his fruitless total onslaught on Lucille; alternatively, his inability to understand that when a woman says no she means no.* TaMunya – Tawana and Munya.* The ‘two-minute noodle’ man – Munya, from his premature encounter with Tawana.* Idziots – collective term for the housemates.* Thazel – Thami+Hazel.* Wimp-E – Big Brother when he ignores issues.* Deeva – the housemate otherwise known as Mimi.* Da Deeva – ditto.* Deeva-licious – ditto, ditto.* Hyena – Thami because of his laugh.* Drunk Skunk Hyena – Thami when he is drunk and starts misbehaving.* AA meeting – Drunk Skunk Hyena, DCHO and DQHO talking about nothing …* The Lu Bug – being smitten by Lucille.See you later.Off to the glass house to do time!S’true.Seriously.For shizzle.In the face of being sent off for mind rehabilitation, or being sam zapped, I have to apologise for using Deeva in the headline for Natasha’s interview with Mimi yesterday! I should have used Diva or ‘Deeva’ [the detail’s in the single quotes].Forgot myself.’Deeva’, of course, is common coinage in this year’s Big Brother bitchionary: it’s an affectionate name for just-evicted Ghanaian housemate Mimi, and a tribute to her distinctive accent.And of course laMimzo is a cut above your average diva and a special term had to be coined just for her! Before I slink out, a guide to just a few of the other pet names related to this year’s housemates: * DCQO – Da Quiet Horny One, aka Hazel.* DCHO – Da Crying Horny One, aka Tawana.* Ta-wanna-sum-sex – Tawana.* Borris – Boring + Morris.* Borrine – Morris in a sarong.* Stalker – Munya, stemming from his total onslaught on Lucille.* Pathetic – Munya, from his fruitless total onslaught on Lucille; alternatively, his inability to understand that when a woman says no she means no.* TaMunya – Tawana and Munya.* The ‘two-minute noodle’ man – Munya, from his premature encounter with Tawana.* Idziots – collective term for the housemates.* Thazel – Thami+Hazel.* Wimp-E – Big Brother when he ignores issues.* Deeva – the housemate otherwise known as Mimi.* Da Deeva – ditto.* Deeva-licious – ditto, ditto.* Hyena – Thami because of his laugh.* Drunk Skunk Hyena – Thami when he is drunk and starts misbehaving.* AA meeting – Drunk Skunk Hyena, DCHO and DQHO talking about nothing …* The Lu Bug – being smitten by Lucille.See you later.Off to the glass house to do time!