Big Brother Africa 3: Quirky SMSes

A SELECTION of messages from across Africa appearing on the BBA3 text strip: * MUNYA’S hair looks like a dried patch of grass.

* LMAO, Tawana looks like a tomato. * TK looks like the Oros Man.* THAMI is a joke without a punchline.* THAMI, with dat head u could help SA qualify for the World Cup.* I DON’T hate Morris, but I do think he’s weird.* WHAT’S with all the praise for Thami, he’s depriving a village of an idiot.* OLD skul African women bareful in day kitchen.New skul African women cooks when she wants to.* MUNYA the lizard sux.* ARGUABLY TK is the most intelligent in the house.If you don’t like it, sue a lemon.* TK is a lemonhead.* BIGGIE, please give TK a bra.* TK’S boobs are firm.I know you envy that ladies.* TK’S life is filled with crutches.He’s a user.* TK, that chorus is ill, son …[on TK’s rapping].* ALL U Sheila haters, you better go to the toilet and relieve yourselves.* SHEILA to pay for TK’s bill in Namibia.* AFRICA, remember a majority decision is not always the right decision …Look at Lu …* LU and Utti need 2 tango bak in2 day house.Da sooner da better.* LUCILLE definitely had an impact on Africa.- Compiled by Jean Sutherland* TK looks like the Oros Man.* THAMI is a joke without a punchline.* THAMI, with dat head u could help SA qualify for the World Cup.* I DON’T hate Morris, but I do think he’s weird.* WHAT’S with all the praise for Thami, he’s depriving a village of an idiot.* OLD skul African women bareful in day kitchen.New skul African women cooks when she wants to.* MUNYA the lizard sux.* ARGUABLY TK is the most intelligent in the house.If you don’t like it, sue a lemon.* TK is a lemonhead.* BIGGIE, please give TK a bra.* TK’S boobs are firm.I know you envy that ladies.* TK’S life is filled with crutches.He’s a user.* TK, that chorus is ill, son …[on TK’s rapping].* ALL U Sheila haters, you better go to the toilet and relieve yourselves.* SHEILA to pay for TK’s bill in Namibia.* AFRICA, remember a majority decision is not always the right decision …Look at Lu …* LU and Utti need 2 tango bak in2 day house.Da sooner da better.* LUCILLE definitely had an impact on Africa.- Compiled by Jean Sutherland