Big Brother Africa 3: Quirky SMSes

Big Brother Africa 3: Quirky SMSes

A SELECTION of messages from across Africa appearing on the BBA3 text strip: * THE relationship between Thami and Hazel is like trying to fry plantain in cold cheeze.

* THERE’S no vu, vu, vu in the house since Lu, Lu, Lu left! * WANNA know why the house z been boring this week … coz Lucy’s not there.* BIG Brother, something’s missing from the house …oh how could I forget, it’s Lucille.Even the DJs are missing her [on Saturday night].* BEST housemates were voted out.Your fault Africa.* SHEILA, act girlish please, not like a tomb (sic) boy.* THAMI all teeth, no action.* MORRIS, Morris …Morris …can u hear me Morris? * MORRIS talks like someone from the Stone Age.Then again, he may be.* MORRIS, u expired afta Latoya dumped you.* UTI and Morris equals David and Jonathan.* UTI u are rite.Thami’s teeth scare me too.* TK bathed.Let’s all congratulate him! – Compiled by Jean Sutherlandcoz Lucy’s not there.* BIG Brother, something’s missing from the house …oh how could I forget, it’s Lucille.Even the DJs are missing her [on Saturday night].* BEST housemates were voted out.Your fault Africa.* SHEILA, act girlish please, not like a tomb (sic) boy.* THAMI all teeth, no action.* MORRIS, Morris …Morris …can u hear me Morris? * MORRIS talks like someone from the Stone Age.Then again, he may be.* MORRIS, u expired afta Latoya dumped you.* UTI and Morris equals David and Jonathan.* UTI u are rite.Thami’s teeth scare me too.* TK bathed.Let’s all congratulate him! – Compiled by Jean Sutherland

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