From The Twittersphere

MISCONCEPTIONS, misdirections, and life in the avocado lane; fashion, Florida Man, forks and fingers. Not forgetting teeth. Just one of those days on Twitter!

@victorfreze: Don’t be embarrassed by the type of work or job you do. The people who laugh at or mock you won’t even give you a cent if you leave your job.

@TabieChataa: It’s high time we stop measuring a woman’s strength and loyalty by how much of her man’s mistreatment she can endure. Clear?

@2leepurplefairy: Bill Cosby should at least do a whole year of hardcore prison!!! If he gets house arrest, that’s as good as getting away with it…

@NKondjashili: African Americans have so many misconceptions about Afrika. We’re living here. We ain’t worried about no ‘Florida Man’…

@Mr_Ndilula_: Just saw a baby stroller going for N$25k… LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!

@AbbyHasIssues: Any food can be finger food if you’re too lazy to go get a fork.

@ellis_hugh: Being an adult seems to consist mainly of doing stuff you don’t feel altogether ready for…

Questions That Need Answers

@___Dahlia____: How is it already the fifth month of the year? How? Where is the year rushing to?

@ChristoThurston: It always irks me when someone says “I want someone light in complexion” or “ke batla yellow bone”. Skin tone does not give one a beautiful personality. It does not guarantee love. It does not guarantee happiness. Love comes in many colours.

@Luciatshilane: Bathi, this guy’s tooth is on caps lock.

@Yazmiin_Yawlee: His mouth is like a bar graph, shame … yhuuu haaiii.

@IviweVikki: Am I the only one who is not attracted to bodybuilders?

@KgomotsoRamothi: What do you drive? What do you do for a living? Who do you stay with? Are all in the same WhatsApp group. I hate these questions with a passion especially being asked by total strangers – I completely switch off! Short of asking ‘what’s your bank balance’.

@funmioyatogun: What is your dream African country to visit and why? #MyBudgetAfrica. RT@TheNaijaDream: Namibia. Beautiful scenery. And the best beer in Africa.

@JustAune16: What does it mean when a guy asks you to go visit him at 7am? RT @visah__: He’s unemployed.

@LosGurirab: “Don’t get your soul dirty while trying to get clean for temporary shine…”

@ChilliKong: The Namibian dress designing industry is run like a Mexican cartel, fam. There are territories, etc. Report to the chief (Pablo Dressco­bar, I presume) to get approval, etc, or you’re murdered online.

@___Stef: You’ll tell her to take a jacket cause it’s going to get cold, she won’t. Then, hours later, you are shivering like a two-stroke engine cause she hijacket you.

@MattMizrika: Y’all be having so many friends. Of the two that I have, I don’t even know which one I’ll pick to go on the ‘Amazing Race’ with – if it ever comes to that.