From The Twittersphere

WE’RE halfway through the year, halfway through the World Cup (more or less), and halfway through winter (though the worst is yet to come, apparently). GOATS have been goated, and the kids are not kidding around… It’s a hoofed and booted life!

@Mister_Ibu: What a bad day to be a goat. #URUPOR #FRAARG #WorldCup

@Ebukaanazodo: Now I know the meaning of PSG (People Slaughtering Goats). #URUPOR #FRAARG

@iGitz_: Don’t know if it’s Mbappe or ‘The Flash’.

@odiahkoncept: May God crown you with the speed of Mbappe to surpass your enemies.

@KnoxTainment: Some French squad players and their heritage: Paul Pogba – Guinea, Samuel Umtiti – Cameroon, N’Golo Kante – Mali, Blaise Matuidi – Angola, Kylian Mbappe – Cameroon, Ousmane Dembele – Mauritius. Whether you like it or not, FRANCE is the sixth African country at the World Cup.

@Namupa____: Please note: It’s Morocco, Nigeria, Egypt and Tunisia which have lost in the World Cup, not Africa. We can’t carry other people’s cross. Namibia has never lost in the World Cup, and we won’t show up any time soon to keep our unbeaten record.

@bubbs07: The World Cup is usually staged and everyone usually knows what roles to play, but Russia released the things late and that’s why no one is keeping to the script.

@MsKelao21: You need to stand by your choices with the confidence of a soccer referee.

@Victoria_Mupupa: Don’t forget to stay hydrated and mind your own business, beloveds.

@uiisira: I know someone who met the Queen so indirectly I also met the Queen…

@lawbsterfest: If you make a rapper mad, he has to sing a song about you. Which I think is neat.

@MattMizrika: Greece, to me, looks like a place where people eat a whole lotta olives.

RT@nelisaOnline: Department of education has hired influencers…

RT @YamkelaMatu: Yeah, maybe you don’t know music.

@LivPsy: People tend to confuse being mean with being honest.

@_theogod: I wasn’t hiding my grades from my parents, I was hiding my parents from my grades.

@Queennnn_______: I cook for my man. I run his bath water. I deep condition his ankle hairs and brush his teeth with homemade toothpaste. I wash his draws by hand and then go back to my cage to eat my wheat bread. Catch up, mustards.

– Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter.com; follow me at @JeanNamibian

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